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My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God, and I didn't. 		Rate Joke:
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John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully.
"Give me one last request, dear," he said. "Of course, John," his wife said
softly.
"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob."
"But I thought you hated Bob," she said.
With his last breath John said, "I do!" 		Rate Joke:
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A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I;
have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what
should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I
can find out and I'll let you know."
A week ... 		Rate Joke:
  Rating -3.50
 


At Saint Mary's Catholic Church they have a weekly husband's marriage
seminar.

At the session last week, the Priest asked Luigi, who was approaching
his 50th wedding anniversary to take a few minutes and share some
insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all
these years.

Luigi replied to the assembled husbands, "Well, I've a tried to treata
her nice, spenda the money on her, but best is that I tooka her to Italy
for ... 		Rate Joke:
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