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If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire, what would you call it?

A fucking Goodyear! 		Rate Joke:
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If you sometimes feel a little useless, offended or depressed ...
Always remember that YOU were once the fastest and most victorious little sperm out of millions 		Rate Joke:
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Joke: What do you call a whore with a yeast invection?

Answer: A quarter pounder with cheese!!
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A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.
During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating
furiously.

"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman.
"That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition wherhis testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, ... 		Rate Joke:
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