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A seal visits a local bar

A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.

The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?"

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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Two men walked into a bar

Two men walked into a bar.

You would think at least one of them would have ducked.

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John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully.
"Give me one last request, dear," he said. "Of course, John," his wife said
softly.
"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob."
"But I thought you hated Bob," she said.
With his last breath John said, "I do!" 		Rate Joke:
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There was once a man named Jim, who worked in a large corporation. But he had Torrets Syndrome.

One day, an the manager said; "The head boss will be coming for an inspection. As you know, he is very strict. So be on your best behaviour."

When the head boss came to inspect Jim's station, he couldn't hold his torrets, and blured out; "Bloody know-it-all shitty git!!!!" Now guess what the boss said?

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