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Osama Bin Laden decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded message:

370H-SSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice. Condi and her aides hadn't a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to MI6, and Mossad.
Eventually they asked Australian Intelligence (ASIO) ...
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When Obama became President, Bush wanted to commit suicide. Guess who helped him?


Barbra!
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GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well
developed and open to trade, especially for
someone with cash

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently
aging but still warm and a desirable place ...
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