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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.



Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!



Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

A: Because it was a double-crosser.



Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?

A: To take over the other side.



Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A: To get to ...
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After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband's attention, he'd just shrug her off with some bored comment.


This went on for many months and the wife was going crazy with boredom. Then one day at a pet store, the wife saw this big, ugly, snorting bird with a hairy chest, powerful hairy ...
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Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"


Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"


"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.


At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 ...
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Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.


A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."


The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"


"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."


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